(via rizalwithouttheovercoat)
how I tell stories
- me: and then she was like
- me: and im like
- me: but then shes like
- me: then theyre like
- me: so i was like
- me: yeah like
- me: i know like
- me: ye
- story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
(via pokegod)
apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
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